The Wizard Tim
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There once was a wizard named Tim, who lived in a grand hole named Kim. He had no wife, nor kids or a life. He slept and he smoked and enjoyed a good poke. The happiest of wizards named Tim. Tim’s comfort and bulk, he never did sulk, as he loved his life of laze. He cooked and he dreamed, and with Julie, he creamed the creamiest of pies in his days. Then one fateful day, it was dashed. His hole Kim had been turned to ash. In one fell swoop, his life turned to poop and he could no longer sit on his ass. Now Tim, the great wizard, is all but bewildered. His stamina withered and broke. His hole and his comfort, a dream that has suffered, has all gone away up in smoke.
Description
Tim is the town wizard for a boring halfling community called Halfass. This is the best job a lazy, overweight wizard like Tim could ever ask for, because he never has to do anything except nap in his chairs, eat his pies, and work on his prized recipe book.
However, when Tim receives a summons from the King to investigate a farm on the outskirts of town, his worst nightmares are realized. He actually has to do some wizarding work.
As Tim reluctantly embarks on his task, along with his devious assistant Julie, they soon find that things are even worse than they imagined. Tim returns from his task to find Halfass burned to the ground, and his cozy wizard home pillaged and charred. They even took his recipes.
As the town wizard responsible for the safety of the town, Tim finds himself forced to embark upon the most epic, and physically exhausting quest he could ever imagine.
Him and Julie are forced to push their bodies and minds to the limits, as they traverse dwarven strongholds, subterranean mushroom forests, kobold combat arenas, goblin riddled plains, and splendid capital cities, all to get to the bottom of the destruction of their cozy halfling village. Throughout it all, Tim constantly finds himself in unfortunate positions resulting fromhis tendency to take the path of least resistance.
The Wizard Tim contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really stupid jokes. This book is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
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Authors: Tim Canada, Joseph Eleam
Language : English
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The Wizard Tim tells the story of how a lazy, overweight wizard named Tim, and his strangely intimate assistant Julie, lose all they hold dear and must step outside of their comfort zones of naps and pies, to endure the most arduous and physically … Read More
Tim and Julie are being forced to work again, but this time as frogs? Brace yourselves for another
begrudgingly epic adventure, as Tim and Julie are lured to another dimension to save the day.
The Wizard Tim: A Romp in the Swamp contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really
stupid jokes. This story is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
Read More
Tim and Julie are being forced to work again, but this time as frogs? Brace yourselves for another
begrudgingly epic adventure, as Tim and Julie are lured to another dimension to save the day.
The Wizard Tim: A Romp in the Swamp contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really
stupid jokes. This story is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
Read More
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Tim the lazy, overweight wizard has his dream job. As the town wizard for a halfling town named Halfass, he never has to do anything except eat, nap and do absolutely nothing. However, he soon finds out that even the best posts don’t last forever…
The Wizard Tim tells the story of how a lazy, overweight wizard named Tim, and his strangely intimate assistant Julie, lose all they hold dear and must step outside of their comfort zones of naps and pies, to endure the most arduous and physically … Read More