There once was a wizard named Tim, who lived in a grand hole named Kim. He had no wife, nor kids or a life. He slept and he smoked and enjoyed a good poke. The happiest of wizards named Tim. Tim’s comfort and bulk, he never did sulk, as he loved his life of laze. He cooked and he dreamed, and with Julie, he creamed the creamiest of pies in his days. Then one fateful day, it was dashed. His hole Kim had been turned to ash. In one fell swoop, his life turned to poop and he could no longer sit on… Read More

Tim and Julie are being forced to work again, but this time as frogs? Brace yourselves for another
begrudgingly epic adventure, as Tim and Julie are lured to another dimension to save the day.
The Wizard Tim: A Romp in the Swamp contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really
stupid jokes. This story is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
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This unique book, available only as an NFT through Book.io, is no half-baked project. It is loaded with cheese and ready to sizzle. Starting from a couple of random comments about “taters” the concept has grown root. In the pages of this book you will not find the boring, regular stories, like “Silence of the Yams,” but true works of Tuber Terror. But be careful, there are a lot of EYES watching, and it’s possible these words will drive you starch raving mad. This is certain to be THE … Read More

Tim the lazy, overweight wizard has his dream job. As the town wizard for a halfling town named Halfass, he never has to do anything except eat, nap and do absolutely nothing. However, he soon finds out that even the best posts don’t last forever…
The Wizard Tim tells the story of how a lazy, overweight wizard named Tim, and his strangely intimate assistant Julie, lose all they hold dear and must step outside of their comfort zones of naps and pies, to endure the most arduous and physically … Read More