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jpg.storeTim the lazy, overweight wizard has his dream job. As the town wizard for a halfling town named Halfass, he never has to do anything except eat, nap and do absolutely nothing. However, he soon finds out that even the best posts don’t last forever…
In “The Wizard Tim,” a tale unfolds of Tim, a lazy and overweight wizard, and his unusually close assistant Julie. When they face the loss of everything they cherish, they’re forced out of their comfort zones of leisure and indulgence. Together, they embark on an unexpectedly demanding quest, pushing them to endure challenges beyond their wildest dreams.
The Wizard Tim contains foul language, strongly suggestive themes and overtly offensive topics. Reader discretion is advised.
Description
Tim is the town wizard for a boring halfling community called Halfass. This is the best job a lazy, overweight wizard like Tim could ever ask for, because he never has to do anything except nap in his chairs, eat his pies, and work on his prized recipe book.
However, when the King summons Tim to investigate a farm on the outskirts of town, his worst nightmares come true. He actually has to do some wizarding work.
As Tim reluctantly embarks on his task, along with his devious assistant Julie, they soon find that things are even worse than they imagined. Tim returns from his task to find Halfass burned to the ground, and his cozy wizard home pillaged and charred. They even took his recipes.
As the town wizard responsible for the safety of the town, Tim finds himself forced to embark upon the most epic, and physically exhausting quest he could ever imagine.
They must push their bodies and minds to the limits as they traverse dwarven strongholds, subterranean mushroom forests, kobold combat arenas, goblin-riddled plains, and splendid capital cities, all in pursuit of uncovering the truth behind the destruction of their cozy halfling village. Throughout it all, Tim constantly finds himself in unfortunate positions resulting fromhis tendency to take the path of least resistance.
The Wizard Tim contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really stupid jokes. This book is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
Numbered Audiobooks: 1,953
Number of Unique Covers: 183
Number of 1:1 Covers: 72
Zombie Pog
3 Unique Designs
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Audiobook Numbers 1833 - 1952
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Tim on Pig
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Sir Pog
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Marlin
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Kobold
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Tim
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36 Unique Designs
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Details
First Publication Date : 2022
Authors: Tim Canada, Joseph Eleam
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy Fiction, Fiction
Language : English
Format : DEA (Decentralized Encrypted Asset)
Read On : Book.io eReader dApp
Cover Art : Includes 4K hi-resolution book cover
Cardano Policy ID : e1d98823331929b449b037b212f275e15d9dba800caa6ebf42dbc627
Author Info
Tim and Julie are being forced to work again, but this time as frogs? Brace yourselves for another
begrudgingly epic adventure, as Tim and Julie are lured to another dimension to save the day.
The Wizard Tim: A Romp in the Swamp contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really
stupid jokes. This story is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
Read More
Tim and Julie are being forced to work again, but this time as frogs? Brace yourselves for another
begrudgingly epic adventure, as Tim and Julie are lured to another dimension to save the day.
The Wizard Tim: A Romp in the Swamp contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really
stupid jokes. This story is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
Read More
This unique book, available only as an NFT through Book.io, is no half-baked project. It is loaded with cheese and ready to sizzle. Starting from a couple of random comments about “taters” the concept has grown root. In the pages of this book you will not find the boring, regular stories, like “Silence of the Yams,” but true works of Tuber Terror. But be careful, there are a lot of EYES watching, and it’s possible these words will drive you starch raving mad. This is certain to be THE … Read More
Tim the lazy, overweight wizard has his dream job. As the town wizard for a halfling town named Halfass, he never has to do anything except eat, nap and do absolutely nothing. However, he soon finds out that even the best posts don’t last forever…
The Wizard Tim tells the story of how a lazy, overweight wizard named Tim, and his strangely intimate assistant Julie, lose all they hold dear and must step outside of their comfort zones of naps and pies, to endure the most arduous and physically … Read More
Tim and Julie are being forced to work again, but this time as frogs? Brace yourselves for another
begrudgingly epic adventure, as Tim and Julie are lured to another dimension to save the day.
The Wizard Tim: A Romp in the Swamp contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really
stupid jokes. This story is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
Read More
Tim and Julie are being forced to work again, but this time as frogs? Brace yourselves for another
begrudgingly epic adventure, as Tim and Julie are lured to another dimension to save the day.
The Wizard Tim: A Romp in the Swamp contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really
stupid jokes. This story is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
Read More
This unique book, available only as an NFT through Book.io, is no half-baked project. It is loaded with cheese and ready to sizzle. Starting from a couple of random comments about “taters” the concept has grown root. In the pages of this book you will not find the boring, regular stories, like “Silence of the Yams,” but true works of Tuber Terror. But be careful, there are a lot of EYES watching, and it’s possible these words will drive you starch raving mad. This is certain to be THE … Read More
Tim the lazy, overweight wizard has his dream job. As the town wizard for a halfling town named Halfass, he never has to do anything except eat, nap and do absolutely nothing. However, he soon finds out that even the best posts don’t last forever…
The Wizard Tim tells the story of how a lazy, overweight wizard named Tim, and his strangely intimate assistant Julie, lose all they hold dear and must step outside of their comfort zones of naps and pies, to endure the most arduous and physically … Read More